Big Girl Party

Makes fun of big girls Because my penis is so small

Makes fun of big girls Because my penis is so small  Big Girl Party

Secretly mocked by all women Tries to make himself feel better my making fun of overweight women

Secretly mocked by all women Tries to make himself feel better my making fun of overweight  women  Big Girl Party

Dumped for being fat gets fatter and finds a better guy

Dumped for being fat  gets fatter and finds a better guy  Big Girl Party

I ate "Roissy in DC" so heartiste had to take over

I ate

They're having fun you're sitting around complaining about it

They're having fun you're sitting around complaining about it  Big Girl Party

More attractive sexual partners than heartiste could ever be

More attractive sexual partners than heartiste could ever be  Big Girl Party

Still having more fun than you

 Still having more fun than you  Big Girl Party

more awesome than heartiste

 more awesome than heartiste  Big Girl Party

Proof That you can be happy without being thin

Proof  That you can be happy without being thin  Big Girl Party

the definition of "beautiful" does not require the word "thin"

the definition of
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