Big Truck Douchebag

5 miles to the store? I hope there's a gas station along the way

5 miles to the store? I hope there's a gas station along the way  Big Truck Douchebag

People still don't think i'm cool better make my truck taller

People still don't think i'm cool better make my truck taller  Big Truck Douchebag

my other ride is a dick

my other ride is a dick  Big Truck Douchebag

People still don't think i'm cool better hang testicles from my trailer hitch

People still don't think i'm cool better hang testicles from my trailer hitch  Big Truck Douchebag

blinding you with my headlights? don't even need highbeams

blinding you with my headlights? don't even need highbeams  Big Truck Douchebag

I drive a really big truck because i have a really small penis

I drive a really big truck because i have a really small penis  Big Truck Douchebag

turning 16 in a week already has a license to douche

turning 16 in a week already has a license to douche  Big Truck Douchebag

I like to park loud trucks in my friends yard... and start them up after 10:00 pm

I like to park loud trucks in my friends yard... and start them up after 10:00 pm  Big Truck Douchebag

what do you mean? "it's tiny?"

what do you mean?

leaves the engine on at the drive thru says you need to fix the microphones because he couldn't hear you

leaves the engine on at the drive thru says you need to fix the microphones because he couldn't hear you  Big Truck Douchebag
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