Bill Clinton

If you drop a phonograph needle on Clinton's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.

If you drop a phonograph needle on Clinton's nipple,  it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.  Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton orders you to perform Executive Order No. 69

Bill Clinton orders you to perform 
Executive Order No. 69  Bill Clinton

Did you know I can swim AND play Justin Bieber songs? AT THE Same time

Did you know I can swim AND play Justin Bieber songs? AT THE Same time  Bill Clinton

i sure do like the way you're holding that microphone

i sure do like the way you're holding that microphone  Bill Clinton

"I know you guys want me to do an AMA" "But, I only know ATM"

thinking a celebratory backstage blowjob is in order, unless ya all are gonna get uppity on me again.. alright! that went well!

thinking a celebratory backstage blowjob is in order, unless ya all are gonna get uppity on me again.. alright! that went well!  Bill Clinton

you're surprised at two emails? do you know how risky it is to send dick shots over the internet?

you're surprised at two emails? do you know how risky it is to send dick shots over the internet?  Bill Clinton

I did NOT have sex with that binder.

 I did NOT have sex with that binder.  Bill Clinton

I'll believe Kim Jung-il is dead When I see the south park episode about it.

I'll believe Kim Jung-il is dead When I see the south park episode about it.   Bill Clinton

You'll never guess what my secretary did for a klondike bar

You'll never guess what my secretary did for a klondike bar  Bill Clinton
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