Blackjack Bender

I'll open my own franchise With blackjack, and hooters

I'll open my own franchise With blackjack, and hooters  Blackjack Bender

I'll have my Halftime show with good music, and talent

I'll have my Halftime show with good music, and talent  Blackjack Bender

I'll start my own reddit Where you all shut the fuck up about "angst."

I'll start my own reddit Where you all shut the fuck up about

I'll start my own reddit What's a reddit?

I'll start my own reddit What's a reddit?  Blackjack Bender

I'll start my own reddit With free diaper changes and prunes for everyone

I'll start my own reddit With free diaper changes and prunes for everyone   Blackjack Bender

Give me Uprons.

Give me Uprons.  Blackjack Bender

I'll have my own grad trip with hourly wage and no weekends

I'll have my own grad trip with hourly wage and no weekends  Blackjack Bender

I'll make my own game console with hookers and beer!

I'll make my own game console with hookers and beer!  Blackjack Bender

I'll write my own inferno with blackjack and hookers

I'll write my own inferno with blackjack and hookers  Blackjack Bender

I'll make my own record store with headphones and a games arcade On second thought forget the records

I'll make my own record store with headphones and a games arcade On second thought forget the records  Blackjack Bender
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