Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want people ridiculing your silly beliefs you should have never believed in silly things

If you didn't want people ridiculing your silly beliefs you should have never believed in silly things  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to misstype a broadcast you shouldn't have used your phone

if you didn't want to misstype a broadcast you shouldn't have used your phone  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to pay $1000 a month for gas don't vote for obama

if you didn't want to pay $1000 a month for gas don't vote for obama  Captain Hindsight

if i wanted to make the front page i should have stuck a potato in my anus

if i wanted to make the front page i should have stuck a potato in my anus  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want people to try and take your clothes off you shouldn't have worn a dress that unzips from the front

if you didn't want people to try and take your clothes off you shouldn't have worn a dress that unzips from the front  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to look at your boobs you shouldn't have worn a v-neck

If you didn't want me to look at your boobs you shouldn't have worn a v-neck  Captain Hindsight

If you don't want people to think you're a dim-witted scum-bag jock you shouldn't hang out with dim-witted scum-bag jocks

If you don't want people to think you're a dim-witted scum-bag jock you shouldn't hang out with dim-witted scum-bag jocks  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to be kicked out of class you shouldn't have called your friend in the middle of the lecture

if you didn't want to be kicked out of class you shouldn't have called your friend in the middle of the lecture  Captain Hindsight

my finger smells like poop

my finger smells like poop  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to go to grad school. you shouldn't have gone here.

If you wanted to go to grad school. you shouldn't have gone here.  Captain Hindsight
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