Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want strippers texting and calling you shouldn't have drunkenly given your phone number to them

if you didn't want strippers texting and calling you shouldn't have drunkenly given your phone number to them  Captain Hindsight

if you truly didn't care you wouldn't have posted something about it

if you truly didn't care you wouldn't have posted something about it  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to fall asleep you should have never started scratching my head

if you didn't want me to fall asleep you should have never started scratching my head  Captain Hindsight

There are so many birthdays in November Valentine's day was nine months ago

There are so many birthdays in November Valentine's day was nine months ago  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to end up in a coma you should not have overdosed on drugs

If you didn't want to end up in a coma you should not have overdosed on drugs  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted good delivery, you should have dated a pizza guy.

If you wanted good delivery, you should have dated a pizza guy.  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to fail all your classes maybe you shouldn't have slept all the fucking time.

If you didn't want to fail all your classes maybe you shouldn't have slept all the fucking time.  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want your escalade full of door dings you should have learned to park the fucking thing

if you didn't want your escalade full of door dings you should have learned to park the fucking thing  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to know exactly what my mother was doing every day you shouldn't have cheated on her and gotten a divorce

If you wanted to know exactly what my mother was doing every day you shouldn't have cheated on her and gotten a divorce  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want a little kid to puke on you then you should not have ridden that carnival ride.

If you didn't want a little kid to puke on you then you should not have ridden that carnival ride.  Captain Hindsight
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