Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to be called "Hootie" You shouldn't have named your band "Hootie and the blowfish."

If you didn't want to be called

if you didn't want to hear about your ex's hook ups You shouldn't have asked to still be friends

if you didn't want to hear about your ex's hook ups You shouldn't have asked to still be friends  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted a girlfriend you shouldn't have complimented her, texted her everyday and remembered her birthday

if you wanted a girlfriend you shouldn't have complimented her, texted her everyday and remembered her birthday  Captain Hindsight

If you want girls to stop sleeping with douchebags you should learn how to talk to them so they'll sleep with you instead

If you want girls to stop sleeping with douchebags you should learn how to talk to them so they'll sleep with you instead  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to be confused with the California Pizza Kitchen Then you shouldn't have used their initials for your internet handle

If you didn't want to be confused with the California Pizza Kitchen Then you shouldn't have used their initials for your internet handle  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want someone to think you wanted to date them You shouldn't have acted like you were dating them.

If you didn't want someone to think you wanted to date them You shouldn't have acted like you were dating them.  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted a linux working out of the box you should have never installed arch

if you wanted a linux working out of the box you should have never installed arch  Captain Hindsight

If you hate watching HIMYM You shouldn't have watched 165 of the 181 episodes

If you hate watching HIMYM You shouldn't have watched 165 of the 181 episodes  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to keep me as a friend you shouldn't have lead me on and then dumped me by text.

If you wanted to keep me as a friend you shouldn't have lead me on and then dumped me by text.   Captain Hindsight

SHIT I should have gone before we left

SHIT I should have gone before we left  Captain Hindsight
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