Captain Hindsight

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO go to hooters for dinner YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE said "I'll let you decide" when I asked you where you want to go for dinner.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO go to hooters for dinner YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE said

if you wanted to start a meme for the average joe you shouldn't have picked an awkward animal

if you wanted to start a meme for the average joe you shouldn't have picked an awkward animal  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted quality food you shouldn't have bought a $1 hamburger

if you wanted quality food you shouldn't have bought a $1 hamburger  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted a larger variety of bagels you shouldn't have come in 30mins to close

if you wanted a larger variety of bagels you shouldn't have come in 30mins to close  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to go to bed at a reasonable hour You shouldn't have slept past noon

If you wanted to go to bed at a reasonable hour You shouldn't have slept past noon  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want "slow" children You shouldn't have done hard drugs while pregnant

If you didn't want

If you didn't want grass on your car you shouldn't have parked in front of someone else's house

If you didn't want grass on your car you shouldn't have parked in front of someone else's house   Captain Hindsight

IF YOU DIDNT WANT TO BE CALLED A SLUT YOU SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKED FOUR GUYS IN A WEEK

IF YOU DIDNT WANT TO BE CALLED A SLUT YOU SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKED FOUR GUYS IN A WEEK  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to be depressed today you should never have opened /r/worldnews

if you didn't want to be depressed today you should never have opened /r/worldnews  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to move out You shouldn't have told me you wanted a divorce

If you didn't want me to move out You shouldn't have told me you wanted a divorce  Captain Hindsight
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