Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want your burrito to fall apart you should have gotten a burrito bowl

if you didn't want your burrito to fall apart you should have gotten a burrito bowl  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want people of a different religion coming to your kick ass event Then you shouldn't make it a public event

If you didn't want people of a different religion coming to your kick ass event Then you shouldn't make it a public event  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want your girlfriend to find out you cheated on her You shouldn't have cheated on her!

If you didn't want your girlfriend to find out you cheated on her You shouldn't have cheated on her!  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to have a child "ruin" your social life you should have been more responsible with contraceptives

If you didn't want to have a child

If those shoes give you blisters you shouldn't have bought them

If those shoes give you blisters you shouldn't have bought them  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to be unemployed after college you shouldn't have majored in a field with a negative job outlook

if you didn't want to be unemployed after college you shouldn't have majored in a field with a negative job outlook  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to pass you you should not have been driving 10mph under the speed limit.

If you didn't want me to pass you you should not have been driving 10mph under the speed limit.  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted a relationship you shouldn't have tried to be friends first

if you wanted a relationship  you shouldn't have tried to be friends first  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted a longer cuddle you shouldn't have projectile vomited over me.

if you wanted a longer cuddle you shouldn't have projectile vomited over me.   Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want people using "your" bathmat then you shouldn't have left it in the closet with towels and other items labeled "For Everyone."

If you didn't want people using
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