Captain Hindsight

if you never wanted to be in a relationship you should have never complained about being single

if you never wanted to be in a relationship you should have never complained about being single  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to have an awesome spring break... you should have come to mark study at catalina

if you wanted to have an awesome spring break... you should have come to mark study at catalina  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want your weather expectations ruined you shouldn't have let a rodent set them

if you didn't want your weather expectations ruined you shouldn't have let 
a rodent set them  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want a pet that rolls in shit you shouldn't have gotten a dog

If you didn't want a pet that rolls in shit you shouldn't have gotten a dog  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to look at your cleavage you shouldn't have shown your cleavage

if you didn't want me to look at your cleavage you shouldn't have shown your cleavage  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted a tasty burger you shouldn't have ordered it extra well done

If you wanted a tasty burger you shouldn't have ordered it extra well done  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to be able to open your driver side door you shouldn't have parked like a jackass

if you wanted to be able to open your driver side door you shouldn't have parked like a jackass  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to be taken serious all the time you should have never joined ratsun

if you wanted to be taken serious all the time you should have never joined ratsun  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted a superhero you shouldn't have called me.

if you wanted a superhero you shouldn't have called me.  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to complain about social injustice you should have been born in the third world

if you wanted to complain about social injustice you should have been born in the third world  Captain Hindsight
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