Captain Hindsight

If you don't want me to honk use your turn signal next time

If you don't want me to honk use your turn signal next time  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted your son home by midnight You should have brought that up at least once before he left

If you wanted your son home by midnight You should have brought that up at least once before he left  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to get wet you should have never have walked behind someone while they were washing their car

if you didn't want to get wet you should have never have walked behind someone while they were washing their car  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want spam you should have never posted this on facebook

If you didn't want spam you should have never posted this on facebook  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to stare at your ass Then you shouldn't have worn pants with words on your butt

If you didn't want me to stare at your ass Then you shouldn't have worn pants with words on your butt  Captain Hindsight

If didn't want the car to hit every possible obstacle you shouldn't have made me drive

If didn't want the car to hit every possible obstacle you shouldn't have made me drive  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me browsing the magazines You should have opened one of the 50 registers you have closed

if you didn't want me browsing the magazines You should have opened one of the 50 registers you have closed  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to have a girls' night out you should have never gone to a frat party

if you wanted to have a girls' night out you should have never gone to a frat party  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to hear a song about everyone seeing your boobs in that one movie you shouldn't have gone to the oscars hosted by seth mcfarlane

if you didn't want to hear a song about everyone seeing your boobs in that one movie you shouldn't have gone to the oscars hosted by seth mcfarlane  Captain Hindsight

If you don't like EA games Don't fucking buy them

If you don't like EA games Don't fucking buy them  Captain Hindsight
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