Captain Hindsight

if you don't want to be dry you should have not said "just one more bowl"

if you don't want to be dry  you should have not said

If you didn't want to smell like a bum's nutsack you shouldnt have started smoking

If you didn't want to smell like a bum's nutsack you shouldnt have started smoking  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to be checked out You shouldn't have worn hot pink yoga pants

if you didn't want to be checked out You shouldn't have worn hot pink yoga pants   Captain Hindsight

if you wanted disingenuous compliments from strangers you should have called a sex line

if you wanted disingenuous compliments from strangers you should have called a sex line  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to stare at your ass you shouldn't have worn yoga pants

if you didn't want me to stare at your ass you shouldn't have worn yoga pants  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to be a stressed out mess you should of started studying weeks ago

If you didn't want to be a stressed out mess you should of started studying weeks ago  Captain Hindsight

if you did not want a guy to message you twice you should of just blocked him

if you did not want a guy to message you twice you should of just blocked him  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to sleep You shouldn't have gone on the nosleep board

If you wanted to sleep You shouldn't have gone on the nosleep board  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted a job after college you shouldn't have gone johnston

If you wanted a job after college you shouldn't have gone johnston  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to feel like shit you shouldn't have drank so much last night

If you didn't want to feel like shit you shouldn't have drank so much last night  Captain Hindsight
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