Captain Hindsight

if you wanted your sons to get laid you should not have a one child policy

if you wanted your sons to get laid you should not have a one child policy  Captain Hindsight

i'd be making so much more money if i got payed for all the days of work i skipped

i'd be making so much more money if i got payed for all the days of work i skipped  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted people to care about your Joseph Kony video you shouldn't have made it 29 minutes of self-indulgent bullshit

If you wanted people to care about your Joseph Kony video you shouldn't have made it 29 minutes of self-indulgent bullshit  Captain Hindsight

If you can't tell the difference between NSFW and NSFL You're gonna have a bad time

If you can't tell the difference between NSFW and NSFL You're gonna have a bad time  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted people to not hate you and you can't chew with your mouth closed you shouldn't have brought gum to the final

If you wanted people to not hate you and you can't chew with your mouth closed you shouldn't have brought gum to the final  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want creepy people PMing you with nudes You shouldn't have posted on GW

If you didn't want creepy people PMing you with nudes You shouldn't have posted on GW  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want a bloody butthole You shouldn't have eaten at taco bell

If you didn't want a bloody butthole You shouldn't have eaten at taco bell  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted a job after graduation You shouldn't have been a Leadership major!

If you wanted a job after graduation You shouldn't have been a Leadership major!  Captain Hindsight

If you don't want me browsing reddit in class You shouldn't take attendance

If you don't want me browsing reddit in class You shouldn't take attendance  Captain Hindsight

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT us to masturbate in the showers YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE made it the only place we get any privacy

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT us to masturbate in the showers YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE made it the only place we get any privacy  Captain Hindsight
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