Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to get laid you probably shouldn't have worn a wife-beater to the club

If you wanted to get laid you probably shouldn't have worn a wife-beater to the club  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want your car towed you shouldn't have parked it in a designated residents' area.

if you didn't want your car towed you shouldn't have parked it in a designated residents' area.  Captain Hindsight

if you didnt want your throat to close you probably shouldnt have eaten all that shellfish

if you didnt want your throat to close you probably shouldnt have eaten all that shellfish  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want your hard drive deleted you shouldn't have typed in a random command you found on the internet

if you didn't want your hard drive deleted you shouldn't have typed in a random command you found on the internet  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want your butt hole to burn you shouldn't have eaten nachos with 5 different kinds of salsa and peppers.

if you didn't want your butt hole to burn you shouldn't have eaten nachos with 5 different kinds of salsa and peppers.  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want your coat stolen you should have used coat check!

if you didn't want your coat stolen you should have used coat check!  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to masturbate when you are gone then You shouldn't have bought a fleshlight

If you didn't want me to masturbate when you are gone then You shouldn't have bought a fleshlight  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to me to care about your opinions on politics You shouldn't have stayed home on election day

if you wanted to me to care about your opinions on politics You shouldn't have stayed home on election day  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to spill your water You shouldn't have put your cup on the shag rug near playing children.

If you didn't want to spill your water You shouldn't have put your cup on the shag rug near playing children.  Captain Hindsight

If you drink while writing code You're gonna have a bad line.

If you drink while writing code You're gonna have a bad line.   Captain Hindsight
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