Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to pass you You should have been going the speed limit

if you didn't want me to pass you You should have been going the speed limit  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted me to tell you about my life you should have been less judgmental during my childhood.

if you wanted me to tell you about my life you should have been less judgmental during my childhood.  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted more karma it would help if you were actually funny

if you wanted more karma it would help if you were actually funny  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want cornmeal all over your kitchen you should have never made an english muffin

if you didn't want cornmeal all over your kitchen you should have never made an english muffin  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want allergies then you should have gotten your ass outside when you were a kid

if you didn't want allergies then you should have gotten your ass outside when you were a kid  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted students to come to your lecture you shouldn't have treated them like shit

If you wanted students to come to your lecture you shouldn't have treated them like shit  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want your new driver child to die in a horrific car crash you shouldn't have bought them a 400hp sports car for their first car

If you didn't want your new driver child to die in a horrific car crash you shouldn't have bought them a 400hp sports car for their first car  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to make the front page of Reddit you should have posted a picture of your cat

if you wanted to make the front page of Reddit you should have posted a picture of your cat  Captain Hindsight

if all your facebook friends are really that stupid you shouldn't have been friends with them in the first place

if all your facebook friends are really that stupid you shouldn't have been friends with them in the first place  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want her standing outside your window a night, you shouldn't have dated someone you knew was obviously insane.

If you didn't want her standing outside your window a night, you shouldn't have dated someone you knew was obviously insane.  Captain Hindsight
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