Captain Hindsight

If you don't like talking about your tattoos you shouldn't of got plastered in them

If you don't like talking about your tattoos you shouldn't of got plastered in them  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to stare at your magnificent ass, then you shouldn't have worn incredibly form fitting yoga pants to highlight your bodacious booty!

if you didn't want me to stare at your magnificent ass, then you shouldn't have worn incredibly form fitting yoga pants to highlight your bodacious booty!  Captain Hindsight

if you don't want to see me in my naked glory drying off you shouldn't have walked in the bathroom without knocking.

if you don't want to see me in my naked glory drying off you shouldn't have walked in the bathroom without knocking.   Captain Hindsight

if you wanted a job after college you shouldn't have majored in animation

if you wanted a job after college you shouldn't have majored in animation  Captain Hindsight

if you don't want your girlfriend making chewbacca noises you should have introduced her to star trek earlier

if you don't want your girlfriend making chewbacca noises you should have introduced her to star trek earlier  Captain Hindsight

IF YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HUNG UP ON ME

IF YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HUNG UP ON ME  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want people to stare at you on the train you shouldn't have loudly refilled your prescription of crazy pills.

if you didn't want people to stare at you on the train you shouldn't have loudly refilled your prescription of crazy pills.   Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to deal with a bored toddler You shouldn't have brought them to Victoria's secret

If you didn't want to deal with a bored toddler You shouldn't have brought them to Victoria's secret  Captain Hindsight

IF YOU POSTED ABOUT BEING A LURKER YOU ARE NO LONGER A LURKER

IF YOU POSTED ABOUT BEING A LURKER YOU ARE NO LONGER A LURKER  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to break up with you you shouldn't have treated me like shit.

If you didn't want me to break up with you you shouldn't have treated me like shit.  Captain Hindsight
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