Captain Hindsight

if you don't want men to stare at your ass you should not have worn yoga pants

if you don't want men to stare at your ass you should not have worn yoga pants  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to have short hair in your wedding photos you shouldnt have gotten a boy's haircut less than a year before your wedding day

If you didn't want to have short hair in your wedding photos you shouldnt have gotten a boy's haircut less than a year before your wedding day  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want a bath you should have never stepped in your own shit

if you didn't want a bath you should have never stepped in your own shit  Captain Hindsight

If you did not want your ship to be invaded by aliens You should have never built so many human-sized air ducts

If you did not want your ship to be invaded by aliens You should have never built so many human-sized air ducts  Captain Hindsight

if you don't want to get an electric shock you shouldn't have peed against an electric fence

if you don't want to get an electric shock you shouldn't have peed against an electric fence  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to face criminal charges and prison sentences you shouldn't have abused your children

if you didn't want to face criminal charges and prison sentences you shouldn't have abused your children  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to sleep You shouldn't have taken vyvance at 4:30 in the afternoon

If you wanted to sleep You shouldn't have taken vyvance at 4:30 in the afternoon  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to hear racists you shouldn't have clicked into this askreddit

if you didn't want to hear racists  you shouldn't have clicked into this askreddit  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted people to take you seriously in class you shouldn't constantly bitch about your ex boyfriends

if you wanted people to take you seriously in class you shouldn't constantly bitch about your ex boyfriends  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted me to write larger on the test you should have left more room between questions

If you wanted me to write larger on the test you should have left more room between questions  Captain Hindsight
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