Captain Hindsight

IF YOURE UPSET THAT WE BROKE UP YOU SHOULDNT OF CHEATED ON ME WITH 4 DIFFERENT GUYS IN ONE NIGHT

IF YOURE UPSET THAT WE BROKE UP YOU SHOULDNT OF CHEATED ON ME WITH 4 DIFFERENT GUYS IN ONE NIGHT  Captain Hindsight

IF YOU DIDNT WANT THE ENTIRE SCHOOL TO THINK YOU'RE A SLUT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SUCKED ALL THAT DICK

IF YOU DIDNT WANT THE ENTIRE SCHOOL TO THINK YOU'RE A SLUT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SUCKED ALL THAT DICK  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to pay in canadian tire money you shouldn't have given me fucking canadian tire money

if you didn't want me to pay in canadian tire money you shouldn't have given me fucking canadian tire money  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted us to like your girlfriend you should never have told us the awful things she does to you

If you wanted us to like your girlfriend you should never have told us the awful things she does to you  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want the housing market to collapse you should have made sure the average person could afford a house

if you didn't want the housing market to collapse you should have made sure the average person could afford a house  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to be in trouble with the law you shouldn't have scammed people...just sayinnnnn

If you didn't want to be in trouble with the law you shouldn't have scammed people...just sayinnnnn  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to know who reads your posts you should have checked your FB notifications and/or "friends" list instead of asking them to leave a one word comment about #durkadurkadoo and shit #forrealzies (poke).

if you wanted to know who reads your posts you should have checked your FB notifications and/or

If the first thing you do after getting home from the bar is vomit You probably should have called a cab.

If the first thing you do after getting home from the bar is vomit You probably should have called a cab.  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to not be so stressed, mentally exhausted, physically exhausted, and weepy all the time you shouldn't have tried to fit two plus years of psychotherapy education and mandatory therapy and supervision sessions into one year while also working

if you wanted to not be so stressed, mentally exhausted, physically exhausted, and weepy all the time you shouldn't have tried to fit two plus years of psychotherapy education and mandatory therapy and supervision sessions into one year while also working  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted a job after college You should've worked and volunteered in your field, and otherwise proven your non-academic worth during college

If you wanted a job after college You should've worked and volunteered in your field, and otherwise proven your non-academic worth during college  Captain Hindsight
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