Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to stop getting blow jobs you shouldn't have gotten married

If you didn't want to stop getting blow jobs you shouldn't have gotten married  Captain Hindsight

if you don't want guys to stare at your ass don't wear yoga pants

if you don't want guys to stare at your ass don't wear yoga pants   Captain Hindsight

If you don't want a never ending stream of bile Don't puke all over your blog and call it debating

If you don't want a never ending stream of bile Don't puke all over your blog and call it debating  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to breathe through your nose you shouldn't have slept with the window open

if you wanted to breathe through your nose you shouldn't have slept with the window open  Captain Hindsight

If the seller is overly keen to trade for pokemon you're going to have a bad time

If the seller is overly keen to trade for pokemon you're going to have a bad time  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to cut you off Then You should have turned your blinker off

If you didn't want me to cut you off Then You should have turned your blinker off  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to enjoy beer in America Then you never should have ordered bud light

If you wanted to enjoy beer in America Then you never should have ordered bud light  Captain Hindsight

If you expexted this to be used correctly and funny You're gunna have a bad time.

If you expexted this to be used correctly and funny You're gunna have a bad time.  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want naked pictures of yourself on internet you shouldn't take them in first place

if you didn't want naked pictures of yourself on internet you shouldn't take them in first place  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want everybody to make fun of you for hooking up with a lesbian then you shouldn't have hooked up with a lesbian

if you didn't want everybody to make fun of you for hooking up with a lesbian then you shouldn't have hooked up with a lesbian  Captain Hindsight
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