Captain Hindsight

Phil Fish: IF you wanted people to consider your game rather than your douchebaggery You shouldn't have been a douche bag

Phil Fish: IF you wanted people to consider your game rather than your douchebaggery You shouldn't have been a douche bag  Captain Hindsight

If you call someone a mad cunt in the US You're gonna have a bad time

If you call someone a mad cunt in the US You're gonna have a bad time   Captain Hindsight

If you had more sex with your boyfriend... He wouldn't need a flesh light, and you wouldn't have chlamydia.

If you had more sex with your boyfriend... He wouldn't need a flesh light, and you wouldn't have chlamydia.   Captain Hindsight

if you're embarrassed by people who've seen your boobs you shouldn't have shown your boobs for money

if you're embarrassed by people who've seen your boobs you shouldn't have shown your boobs for money  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to see spam and pointless posts You shouldn't have joined a large, open Facebook group

If you didn't want to see spam and pointless posts You shouldn't have joined a large, open Facebook group  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to live in relative quiet you shouldn't have moved into the inner city, next to a football stadium

if you wanted to live in relative quiet you shouldn't have moved into the inner city, next to a football stadium   Captain Hindsight

IF YOU WANTED TO SHOW PEOPLE YOUR INVENTION YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE INVENTED SOMETHING INVISIBLE

IF YOU WANTED TO SHOW PEOPLE YOUR INVENTION YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE INVENTED SOMETHING INVISIBLE  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to have fun and make money you probably should have used the service sequence

if you wanted to have fun and make money you probably should have used the service sequence  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to fuck me You shouldn't have ignored me for over a month

If you wanted to fuck me You shouldn't have ignored me for over a month  Captain Hindsight

If you want karma Get a kitten Caption 3 goes here

If you want karma Get a kitten Caption 3 goes here  Captain Hindsight
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