Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me looking at your ass you shouldn't have worn spandex

If you didn't want me looking at your ass you shouldn't have worn spandex  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to write a lot of papers Then you shouldn't have become an English major

If you didn't want to write a lot of papers Then you shouldn't have become an English major  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to talk to your friends you should have never let me meet your friends

if you didn't want me to talk to your friends you should have never let me meet your friends  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to encounter large amounts of semen you should not have taken a black light to your teenage son's bedroom

if you didn't want to encounter large amounts of semen you should not have taken a black light to your teenage son's bedroom  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to not fight in a war you should have never joined the army

if you wanted to not fight in a war you should have never joined the army  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want advice from a duck you shouldn't have been subscribed to advice animals

If you didn't want advice from a duck you shouldn't have been subscribed to advice animals  Captain Hindsight

If you didn’t want people telling you to get out of your social comfort zone and work on your appearance a little Then you shouldn’t have asked how to get more dates

If you didn’t want people telling you to get out of your social comfort zone and work on your appearance a little Then you shouldn’t have asked how to get more dates  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted reddit to think you were funny you should never have tried to submit anything

If you wanted reddit to think you were funny you should never have tried to submit anything  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted your life to make sense you should have never made friends with a crazy person

if you wanted your life to make sense you should have never made friends with a crazy person   Captain Hindsight

If you wanted the sun and the beach you should have never went to school in the mountains

If you wanted the sun and the beach you should have never went to school in the mountains  Captain Hindsight
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