Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to carry your girlfriend home from pigs You shouldn't have brought her to happy hour with the rugby team

if you didn't want to carry your girlfriend home from pigs You shouldn't have brought her to happy hour with the rugby team  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to have to quit smoking you shouldn't have started smoking

If you didn't want to have to quit smoking you shouldn't have started smoking  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want yourself feeling shameful , disgusted , and bewildered, you should have never visted R/spacedicks

if you didn't want yourself feeling shameful , disgusted , and bewildered,  you should have never visted R/spacedicks  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want a wejee you shouldn't have put your underwear on backwards

If you didn't want a wejee you shouldn't have put your underwear on backwards  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted your teeth to be clean for the dentist You shouldn't have eaten shit so often

If you wanted your teeth to be clean for the dentist You shouldn't have eaten shit so often  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted the conversation to continue you should have called the person

if you wanted the conversation to continue you should have called the person  Captain Hindsight

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT Me to stare at your tits YOU shouldn't have put your name tag there

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT Me to stare at your tits YOU shouldn't have put your name tag there  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want my morning text to wake you up you should have put your phone on silent

if you didn't want my morning text to wake you up you should have put your phone on silent  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to be wrongfully imprisoned you shouldn't have fucking gone to north korea

if you didn't want to be wrongfully imprisoned you shouldn't have fucking gone to north korea  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to picture you naked You shouldn't have started a conversation with 'In the shower this morning...'

If you didn't want me to picture you naked You shouldn't have started a conversation with 'In the shower this morning...'  Captain Hindsight
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