Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to be so loud at six in the morning You shouldn't have been vacuuming your floors at 12AM

If you didn't want me to be so loud at six in the morning You shouldn't have been vacuuming your floors at 12AM  Captain Hindsight

If you can't handle having stretch marks on your body you shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place

If you can't handle having stretch marks on your body you shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to hear me repeat myself you should have listened the first time

if you didn't want to hear me repeat myself you should have listened the first time  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to be screwed over by Origin you should have stopped using it after numerous complaints on Reddit

if you didn't want to be screwed over by Origin you should have stopped using it after numerous complaints on Reddit  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to keep me alive as a meme You shouldn't have used me so much

If you wanted to keep me alive as a meme You shouldn't have used me so much   Captain Hindsight

if you need to watch something that is realistic then maybe television isn't for you

if you need to watch something that is realistic then maybe television isn't for you  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to miss the lane change you shouldn't have waited until the last second to get over

if you didn't want to miss the lane change you shouldn't have waited until the last second to get over  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted it to be pronounced "Zed" You should have called it World War "Z"

If you wanted it to be pronounced

If you didn't want to always get rejected You shouldn't always chase after straight guys

If you didn't want to always get rejected You shouldn't always chase after straight guys   Captain Hindsight

if I didn't want to make a new account every day I shouldn't have tried to have infinite cakeday

if I didn't want to make a new account every day I shouldn't have tried to have infinite cakeday  Captain Hindsight
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