Captain Hindsight

If your presentation requires an internet connection Don't complain when its not there because you refused to pay for it

If your presentation requires an internet connection Don't complain when its not there because you refused to pay for it  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to come in late and hungover you shouldn't have had an open bar work event on a thursday

if you didn't want me to come in late and hungover you shouldn't have had an open bar work event on a thursday  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want thugs to beat the shit out of you you should have left the apartment when I evicted you

if you didn't want thugs to beat the shit out of you you should have left the apartment when I evicted you  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to have a perforated vagina you shouldn't have masturbated using a pointy metal hair brush

If you didn't want to have a perforated vagina you shouldn't have masturbated using a pointy metal hair brush  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted him to "learn his lesson" you shouldn't have pulled a secret prank on him without him knowing

if you wanted him to

If that scrap of paper was so important you shouldn't have left it on the kitchen floor

If that scrap of paper was so important you shouldn't have left it on the kitchen floor  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me eating those freshly-baked cookies you shouldn't have left them on the kitchen counter to cool

if you didn't want me eating those freshly-baked cookies you shouldn't have left them on the kitchen counter to cool  Captain Hindsight

IF your going to cry about a repost you should have stayed off of Reddit

IF your going to cry about a repost you should have stayed off of Reddit  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to picture you as one of shakespeare's characters You shouldn't have said "whilst"

if you didn't want me to picture you as one of shakespeare's characters You shouldn't have said

if you are embarrassed by your boyfriends stupid juggalo makeup you should have never dated a juggalo

if you are embarrassed by your boyfriends stupid juggalo makeup you should have never dated a juggalo  Captain Hindsight
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