Captain Hindsight

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE UP FIRST THING SATURDAY MORNING MOVING OUT YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE EFFICIENT GETTING ALL YOUR CRAP OUT OF MY APARTMENT FRIDAY NIGHT

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE UP FIRST THING SATURDAY MORNING MOVING OUT  YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE EFFICIENT GETTING ALL YOUR CRAP OUT OF MY APARTMENT FRIDAY NIGHT  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted a treat You should have rolled over

If you wanted a treat You should have rolled over  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to hear a 2 year old cry You shouldn't have make her the flower girl

If you didn't want to hear a 2 year old cry You shouldn't have make her the flower girl   Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want me to yell at my girlfriend about being raped by a big black guy at 3:00 am Then you shouldn't have raped her at 2:30

if you didn't want me to yell at my girlfriend about being raped by a big black guy at 3:00 am Then you shouldn't have raped her at 2:30   Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want your beach trashed after you granted a permit to a giant party you should have included the cleanup fee in the permit.

If you didn't want your beach trashed after you granted a permit to a giant party you should have included the cleanup fee in the permit.  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want all of reddit mad at you then you shouldn't have gotten all of our hopes up for nothing

if you didn't want all of reddit mad at you then you shouldn't have gotten all of our hopes up for nothing
  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted us to partake in your safe opening venture you should have kept us updated

If you wanted us to partake in your safe opening venture you should have kept us updated   Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want people tailgating you you shouldn't have made your students go 55 in the far left lane

if you didn't want people tailgating you you shouldn't have made your students go 55 in the far left lane  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted your pupils to respect you and listen to you you should have gotten a job at kindergarten

If you wanted your pupils to respect you and listen to you you should have gotten a job at kindergarten  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to earn more karma you should have posted something funnier!

If you wanted to earn more karma you should have posted something funnier!  Captain Hindsight
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