Captain Hindsight

If losing 2% of your check hurts you that much in 2013 you should have budgeted the 2% surplus in 2011 better

If losing 2% of your check hurts you that much in 2013 you should have budgeted the 2% surplus in 2011 better  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to be seen in a skirt you shouldn't have worn a skirt at a concert

if you didn't want to be seen in a skirt you shouldn't have worn a skirt at a concert  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to be destroyed by a tornado you shouldn't have chosen to live in a place called "tornado alley"

if you didn't want to be destroyed by a tornado you shouldn't have chosen to live in a place called

if didn't want me going on vaction you shouldn't have given me three days off.

if didn't want me going on vaction you shouldn't have given me three days off.   Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me on the equipment you were using at the gym Than you shouldn't have left it unattended for the past 10 minutes

If you didn't want me on the equipment you were using at the gym Than you shouldn't have left it unattended for the past 10 minutes   Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want your boyfriend to cheat or leave you for another woman You should have had sex with him.

If you didn't want your boyfriend to cheat or leave you for another woman You should have had sex with him.  Captain Hindsight

if you were gonna bitch about having 7 ap classes you should had never applied for 7 ap classes in the first place

if you were gonna bitch about having 7 ap classes you should had never applied for 7 ap classes in the first place  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to miss the Morgan Freeman AMA Then you should be spending more time on reddit.

If you didn't want to miss the Morgan Freeman AMA Then you should be spending more time on reddit.  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want your poop to look like something out of Swamp thing you shouldn't have drank copious amounts of beer all weekend

If you didn't want your poop to look like something out of Swamp thing you shouldn't have drank copious amounts of beer all weekend  Captain Hindsight

If you confess to murder on Reddit You're a goddamned idiot

If you confess to murder on Reddit You're a goddamned idiot  Captain Hindsight
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