Captain Hindsight

"married with children" is so popular because... a lot of dudes regret making a family

If you don't want to be treated like you're worthless then Leave your asshole boyfriend... For good this time.

If you don't want to be treated like you're worthless then Leave your asshole boyfriend... For good this time.  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want to give away a free laptop you shouldn't have made a challenge that could be easily beaten

if you didn't want to give away a free laptop you shouldn't have made a challenge that could be easily beaten  Captain Hindsight

if you don't want me to push you on the way to my locker you shouldn't stand in front of the lockers

if you don't want me to push you on the way to my locker you shouldn't stand in front of the lockers  Captain Hindsight

if you didn't want my dick in your mouth you shouldn't have opened it

if you didn't want my dick in your mouth you shouldn't have opened it  Captain Hindsight

You shouldn't have had only 2 hours of sleep Captain Hindsight says

 You shouldn't have had only 2 hours of sleep  Captain Hindsight says  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted to survive the earthquake you should have been born in california

If you wanted to survive the earthquake you should have been born in california  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want unwanted attention then you shouldn't have mentioned a nerd good in a gizmodo article

If you didn't want unwanted attention then you shouldn't have mentioned a nerd good in a gizmodo article   Captain Hindsight

if you wanted more visibility on the interwebs you shouldn't have put that keyword everywhere

if you wanted more visibility on the interwebs you shouldn't have put that keyword everywhere  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to throw your life away Then you shouldn't have played runescape for 5 years.

If you didn't want to throw your life away Then you shouldn't have played runescape for 5 years.  Captain Hindsight
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