Captain kitteh

Sky law. It's when I turn on the fasten seat belt light and nobody's allowed to talk until I get ten minutes of silence.

Sky law. It's when I turn on the fasten seat belt light and nobody's allowed to talk until I get ten minutes of silence.  Captain kitteh

Ladies and gentleman, please take your seats. Attendants will be handing out complimentary catnip shortly after take off.

Ladies and gentleman, please take your seats. Attendants will be handing out complimentary catnip shortly after take off.  Captain kitteh

Looks like there will be a warm front in our path We may encounter some Purrbulance

Looks like there will be a warm front in our path We may encounter some Purrbulance  Captain kitteh

REVERIFY our range to target one ping only

REVERIFY our range to target one ping only  Captain kitteh

As we prepare for takeoff Please put all electronic equipment on paws

As we prepare for takeoff Please put all electronic equipment on paws  Captain kitteh

i fly from city to city, kitty to kitty... not a single caternity test imposed on me

i fly from city to city, kitty to kitty... not a single caternity  test imposed on me  Captain kitteh

I am a fine ship captain from italy and this is jackass

I am a fine ship captain from italy and this is jackass  Captain kitteh

We have to ditch this box in the Hudson. Brace for Impact

We have to ditch this box in the Hudson. Brace for Impact  Captain kitteh

And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains Michelle finds this joke to be humorous. Matt this is copyright it said "add your own caption" TJ BARNHOLTZ IS AWESOME SAUSE i see what you did there Tj Forever alone Brendan :(

And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains Michelle finds this joke to be humorous. Matt this is copyright it said

Just because I abandoned ship does not make me a pussy.

Just because I abandoned ship does not make me a pussy.  Captain kitteh
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