Captain kitteh

If you expect me to go out like this You'll have to drunk me pretty damn good!

If you expect me to go out like this You'll have to drunk me pretty damn good!   Captain kitteh

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And please do not use a pet mouse or you will fucking die in this plane

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And please do not use a pet mouse or you will fucking die in this plane  Captain kitteh

got a good job because i learnt how to use word.

got a good job because i learnt how to use word.  Captain kitteh

the seatbelt sign is now off but remain in your seat, I want to come sleep in your lap

the seatbelt sign is now off but remain in your seat, I want to come sleep in your lap  Captain kitteh

Who sprinkled kitty litter all over the poop deck? You'll get a promotion for this.

Who sprinkled kitty litter all over the poop deck? You'll get a promotion for this.  Captain kitteh

Sorry sir, You can't bribe me Unless you have catnip, I can't get enough of that shit

Sorry sir, You can't bribe me Unless you have catnip,    I can't get enough of that shit  Captain kitteh

WE HIT FURBULENCE

WE HIT FURBULENCE  Captain kitteh

this is your captain speaking - hold on a sec *ach! ach! ach! ach! ach! blaaaaaarrrrgh!!!* sorry about that.

this is your captain speaking - hold on a sec *ach! ach! ach! ach! ach! blaaaaaarrrrgh!!!*
sorry about that.  Captain kitteh

time to scrub the poopdeck also, the litter box needs some attention

time to scrub the poopdeck also, the litter box needs some attention  Captain kitteh

Good morning Ladies and Gentle man, this is your Moderator Speaking. It is recommended that you wear protective gear and seat belts so you are not blown away by our awesomeness.

Good morning Ladies and Gentle man, this is your Moderator Speaking. It is recommended that you wear protective gear and seat belts so you are not blown away by our awesomeness.  Captain kitteh
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