Captain kitteh

And if you look to your right you will see Big SCI Country

And if you look to your right you will see Big SCI Country  Captain kitteh

One Ping And one ping only

One Ping And one ping only  Captain kitteh

Ladies and gentlemen, whilst we have had a few rough patches of turbulance...im pleased to announce we are about to descend for our landing at de internet...we thankyou for flying reddit airlines

Ladies and gentlemen, whilst we have had a few rough patches of turbulance...im pleased to announce we are about to descend for our landing at de internet...we thankyou for flying reddit airlines  Captain kitteh

Please put all luggage bags in the over head compartment may i remind you that All catnip will be confiscated for legal reasons

Please put all luggage bags in the over head compartment  may i remind you that All catnip will be confiscated for legal reasons
  Captain kitteh

attention passengers: we will be making an emergency stop to the nearest island must collect sand, litter is low

attention passengers: we will be making an emergency stop to the nearest island must collect sand, litter is low  Captain kitteh

All aboard we're leaving right meow

All aboard we're leaving right meow  Captain kitteh

BATTLE STATIONS! RED DOT IS DEAD AHEAD.

BATTLE
STATIONS! RED DOT IS DEAD AHEAD.  Captain kitteh

excuse me sir, im going to have to ask you to remove your pants.

excuse me sir, im going to have to ask you to remove your pants.  Captain kitteh

I just shit in here LOL it's only pee..

I just shit in here LOL
it's only pee..   Captain kitteh

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers. They freak me the fuck out.

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers.
They freak me the fuck out.  Captain kitteh
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