Captain kitteh

OH! We have a real treat for you today! Direct your attention above For crazy cat lady

OH! We have a real treat for you today! Direct your attention above For crazy cat lady  Captain kitteh

I'd go down with my ship But I'm scared of water.

I'd go down with my ship But I'm scared of water.  Captain kitteh

please turn off all phones and electronic devices to avoid a potential cat-astrophe

please turn off all phones and electronic devices to avoid a potential
cat-astrophe  Captain kitteh

been looking for three weeks and I see no Chickens of the sea

been looking for three weeks and I see no Chickens of the sea  Captain kitteh

aim laser pointers at my cockpit? mayday! mayday! mayday!

aim laser pointers at my cockpit? mayday! mayday! mayday!  Captain kitteh

I'm on a boat motherfucker

I'm on a boat motherfucker  Captain kitteh

ladies and gentlemen if you look out the port side window you'll see, ....shiny object,shiny object!!!

 ladies and gentlemen if you look out the port side window  you'll see, ....shiny object,shiny object!!!  Captain kitteh

Why do they call it a 'poop deck', you ask? Allow me to demonstrate.

Why do they call it a 'poop deck', you ask? Allow me to demonstrate.  Captain kitteh

Passengers, please fasten your seat belts for possible turbulence a red laser pointer has appeared

Passengers, please fasten your seat belts for possible turbulence a red laser pointer has appeared  Captain kitteh

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN loss of control ACTUALLY I'M A CAT AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN loss of control ACTUALLY I'M A CAT AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE  Captain kitteh
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