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Shrooms? Excellent! Get pepperoni and sausage on that pizza too.

Shrooms? Excellent! Get pepperoni and sausage on that pizza too.   Clean Sheen

i love coke more than pepsi

i love coke more than pepsi  Clean Sheen

Sex on the Beach? Virgin, please!

Sex on the Beach? Virgin, please!  Clean Sheen

she cost me 2000 dollars per hour but my kids deserve the best babysitter in town

she cost me 2000 dollars per hour but my kids deserve the best babysitter in town  Clean Sheen

just got some blow -up slides for my nephew's birthday party

just got some blow -up slides for my nephew's birthday party  Clean Sheen

I just paid for a hooker brand dining room table set

I just paid for a hooker brand dining room table set  Clean Sheen

Look at that crack Someone should fix this sidewalk soon

Look at that crack Someone should fix this sidewalk soon  Clean Sheen

when ever i need a good screw i go to home depot

when ever i need a good screw i go to home depot  Clean Sheen

i need to get drugs off the streets and away from our children

i need to get drugs off the streets and away from our children  Clean Sheen

let's do a line dance at the country bar

let's do a line dance at the country bar  Clean Sheen