College Freshman

Goes to a party Brags about number of "standard drinks" had

Goes to a party Brags about number of

Chooses work over intoxication calls it "dark times"

Chooses work over intoxication calls it

Reads Joseph Ducreux Memes Expert in Shakespearean Literature

Reads Joseph Ducreux Memes Expert in Shakespearean Literature  College Freshman

Listens to rap Thinks it gives him permission to say the "n" word

Listens to rap Thinks it gives him permission to say the

DIES

 DIES  College Freshman

Goes to white t-shirt highlighter party Returns to dorm without any highlighter on shirt

Goes to white t-shirt highlighter party Returns to dorm without any highlighter on shirt  College Freshman

"i'm going to get in shape and eat healthier" drinks and orders pizza at 3 am four nights a week

writes email to mom telling her he had a nice quiet weekend studying and chillin' with his friends really spent the weekend drinking himself into oblivion, waking up with a girl whose name he doesn't know, nursing a hangover, and doing it all again

writes email to mom telling her he had a nice quiet weekend studying and chillin' with his friends really spent the weekend drinking himself into oblivion, waking up with a girl whose name he doesn't know, nursing a hangover, and doing it all again  College Freshman

buys textbooks

 buys textbooks  College Freshman

yeah im down with the brothas let them touch me in the locker room

yeah im down with the brothas let them touch me in the locker room  College Freshman
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