College Freshman

I'm so excited for Football Season! DIEs

I'm so excited for Football Season! DIEs  College Freshman

Goes to tufts thinks college acb still exists

Goes to tufts  thinks college acb still exists  College Freshman

Takes 5 hour energy drink Dies

Takes 5 hour energy drink Dies  College Freshman

Complains about insomnia sleeps in 'til 4 pm.

Complains about insomnia sleeps in 'til 4 pm.   College Freshman

"Three exams tomorrow, no free time." Masturbates

See friend's facebook left open Updates status

See friend's facebook left open Updates status  College Freshman

Slams 10 times Spends rest of the time taking photos

Slams 10 times Spends rest of the time taking photos  College Freshman

Class ends. "omfg i can finally go home now" stands around on campus talking to random people for another 30 mins

Class ends.

Textbook didn't match up with lecture figures out he has the wrong textbook night before final exam

Textbook didn't match up with lecture figures out he has the wrong textbook night before final exam  College Freshman

makes out with drunk girl at frat party "They call me the Don Juan of my campus."

makes out with drunk girl
at frat party
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