College Freshman

First snow of the winter fills up my facebook feed then dies

First snow of the winter  fills up my facebook feed then dies   College Freshman

goes to funnyordie.com dies

goes to funnyordie.com dies  College Freshman

Joins college swim team Dives

Joins college swim team Dives  College Freshman

Sees professor with slightly dark skin Calls her professora

Sees professor with slightly dark skin  Calls her professora  College Freshman

Steals Soy Milk from dewick tries to sell it on tuftslife

Steals Soy Milk from dewick tries to sell it on tuftslife  College Freshman

"lol, i'm just a poor college student!" Miraculously has money to go to the beach for a week during spring break

Thinks there is no Alcohol in Jungle-Juice Dies of alcohol poisoning

Thinks there is no Alcohol in    Jungle-Juice Dies of alcohol poisoning  College Freshman

Filters Dubra with brita DIES.

Filters Dubra with brita DIES.  College Freshman

Puerto Rico gets added as 51st state Buys newest edition of geography book to stay updated

Puerto Rico gets added as 51st state Buys newest edition of geography book to stay updated  College Freshman

Is failing lab has mom e-mail the TA asking for bonus points

Is failing lab has mom e-mail the TA asking for bonus points  College Freshman
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