College Freshman

Drinks half a beer "Dude I'm so Drunk right now"

Drinks half a beer

Wears a Ramones T-shirt can't name any songs

Wears a Ramones T-shirt can't name any songs  College Freshman

spends 10 months at kpmg thinks he's god's gift to auditing

spends 10 months at kpmg thinks he's god's gift to auditing  College Freshman

asked simple question writes 5,000 word opinion in response

asked simple question writes 5,000 word opinion in response  College Freshman

Smokes weed in your car Farts as he leaves

Smokes weed in your car Farts as he leaves  College Freshman

PHILOSOPHY MAJOR Kant think for himself

PHILOSOPHY MAJOR Kant think for himself  College Freshman

"Oh my gosh dad yeah miss you too are we going to grandmas over break but anyways hey how long should i cook a toaster str-" Smoke alarm

doesn't have an iphone what kind of shitty phone is that?

doesn't have an iphone what kind of shitty phone is that?  College Freshman

i love lil wayne only knows tha carter iii

i love lil wayne only knows tha carter iii  College Freshman

was listening to techno before it was cool everyday hes shuffling

was listening to techno before it was cool everyday hes shuffling  College Freshman
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