College Freshman

English major doesn't know what to do with degree after graduation. works at best buy.

English major doesn't know what to do with degree after graduation. works at best buy.  College Freshman

Tries Bench pressing 400 pounds dies

Tries Bench pressing 400 pounds dies
  College Freshman

Says he was cool in high school Wasn't cool in high school

Says he was cool in high school Wasn't cool in high school  College Freshman

Buys a 30 pack of natty begins pyramid of cans in dorm

Buys a 30 pack of natty begins pyramid of cans in dorm  College Freshman

"I'm an Astronomy Major." Withdraws from physics 101 after first week

Smokes weed first time "If you haven't smoked you've never questioned life"

Smokes weed first time

Beautiful women surround him on campus Sits and smiles like an idiot

Beautiful women surround him on campus Sits and smiles like an idiot  College Freshman

"Geneseo sunsets are the best!" only sees 2 a semester

Brother Was an '05 Can get us on table

Brother Was an '05 Can get us on table  College Freshman

Takes first shot of Burnetts is now an alcohol connoisseur

Takes first shot of Burnetts is now an alcohol connoisseur   College Freshman
Like us for More!