College Freshman

Favorite song is Macklemore's "thrift shop" Only shops at American Eagle

Favorite song is Macklemore's

Loses virginity in a gloryhole gangbang.

Loses virginity in a gloryhole gangbang.  College Freshman

Eats 1 gram of cocaine out of his brother's asshole dies

Eats 1 gram of cocaine out of his brother's asshole dies  College Freshman

Wrote name in concrete outside dorm "RA's ARENT THE BOSS OF ME, THATS JUST HOW I ROLL"

Wrote name in concrete outside dorm

buys ounces of weed has fruit loops for dinner

buys ounces of weed has fruit loops for dinner  College Freshman

Says he's never playing runescape when he's 18 Plays league instead

Says he's never playing runescape when he's 18 Plays league instead  College Freshman

Has a shit ton of weed can't roll a joint

Has a shit ton of weed can't roll a joint  College Freshman

Smokes weed within seconds is talking about why smoking "isn't against Christianity"

Smokes weed within seconds is talking about why smoking

I better not get a job They told me I'd be a "full time student"

I better not get a job They told me I'd be a

unh sucks dick bro

 unh sucks dick bro  College Freshman
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