College Freshman

Attends party that makes international news Still doesn't go to number one party school

Attends party that makes international news  Still doesn't go to number one party school   College Freshman

Gets cmu planner at mainstage uses it once

Gets cmu planner at mainstage  uses it once  College Freshman

"I used to be in movies" But now im jacked so who gives a fuck

Dead Mow Five? Yeah, I love them!

Dead Mow Five? Yeah, I love them!  College Freshman

shows up five minutes after class starts on the first day Asks if he's late

shows up five minutes after class starts on the first day Asks if he's late  College Freshman

I'll probably hit that Whiskeydick

I'll probably hit that Whiskeydick  College Freshman

Goes to IU has birthday

Goes to IU has birthday  College Freshman

wears necktie "Guys I'm a business major now!"

wears necktie

In Psych 101 for one week starts analyzing all of your dreams

In Psych 101 for one week starts analyzing all of your dreams  College Freshman

Listens to club music Does not go to clubs

Listens to club music Does not go to clubs  College Freshman
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