College Freshman

"I LOVE DUBSTEP!" Only has skrillex on ipod.

takes notes writes everything down

takes notes writes everything down  College Freshman

Brings girl back from party fucks her with roommate in bottom bunk

Brings girl back from party fucks her with roommate in bottom bunk  College Freshman

"I'm finally free from my parents" Goes home every weekend Jake Holtman

Is junior in college can't even control younger brother

Is junior in college can't even control younger brother  College Freshman

texts at college doesn't go to college

texts at college doesn't go to college  College Freshman

I'm a hardcore gamer! Only plays CoD and Battlefield

I'm a hardcore gamer! Only plays CoD and Battlefield  College Freshman

Uses Provigil to help him study for mid-terms DIES

Uses Provigil to help him study for mid-terms DIES  College Freshman

You have a Pretty Lights Ticket? I'll buy it for $500

You have a Pretty Lights Ticket? I'll buy it for $500  College Freshman

BORN DIES

BORN DIES  College Freshman
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