College Freshman

Gets bike Gets hit by BT

Gets bike Gets hit by BT  College Freshman

When it comes to condoms Put two on

When it comes to condoms Put two on  College Freshman

Hears about "stealing the t" tries to rip every "t" off of every sign on campus

Hears about

First day of class expects class to be over after reviewing syllabus

First day of class expects class to be over after reviewing syllabus  College Freshman

bought a book he didn't need blames the professor

bought a book he didn't need blames the professor  College Freshman

Dining hall is all you can eat?! Suffers from sodexplosion

Dining hall is all you can eat?! Suffers from sodexplosion   College Freshman

how exciting! i have class in a movie theater falls asleep

how exciting!
i have class in a movie theater  falls asleep   College Freshman

Wants to go to dinner "let's go to gibbons"

Wants to go to dinner

"I don't have enough time for school" Doesn't have a job

WATER! WATER! WATER! LOO! LOO! LOO!

WATER! WATER! WATER! LOO! LOO! LOO!  College Freshman
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