College Freshman

Comes to library all prepared to study plays Farmville for 3 hours

Comes to library all prepared to study plays Farmville for 3 hours  College Freshman

Participates in no shave november No one notices

Participates in no shave november No one notices  College Freshman

My mom doesn't lie you can't prove anything in life

My mom doesn't lie you can't prove anything in life  College Freshman

takes intro to IR is now a polisci major

takes intro to IR is now a polisci major  College Freshman

goes home labor day weekend

 goes home labor day weekend  College Freshman

gets fake ID to go binge drinking at bars. gets back to dorms safely and sleeps until morning. Eats cereal DIES

gets fake ID to go binge drinking at bars. gets back to dorms safely and sleeps  until morning. Eats cereal DIES  College Freshman

Sits in front row Laughs annoyingly loud at professor's every joke

Sits in front row Laughs annoyingly loud at professor's every joke  College Freshman

Brings ukulele into school KNOWS THREE CHORDS

Brings ukulele into school KNOWS THREE CHORDS  College Freshman

"I'm a biology major, I'm going to go to medical school" Science is too hard, changes major to poli sci

Says he gets drunk Talks about it for a year

Says he gets drunk Talks about it for a year  College Freshman
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