College Freshman

I go to NYU I am a Hipster

I go to NYU I am a Hipster  College Freshman

"Dude, Gate House Is so sick"

Chooses Einglish as major Dies

Chooses Einglish as major Dies  College Freshman

Gets fake ID Can't decide between smirnoff ice and mike's hard lemonade

Gets fake ID Can't decide between smirnoff ice and mike's hard lemonade  College Freshman

Takes intro to economics/poli sci classes Foremost expert on current economics and politics

Takes intro to economics/poli sci classes Foremost expert on current economics and politics  College Freshman

Learns that 'negging' women will make them have sex with you Dies

Learns that 'negging' women will make them have sex with you Dies   College Freshman

Gets promoted to diamond thinks he's good enough to play csl versus dalhousie

Gets promoted to diamond thinks he's good enough to play csl versus dalhousie  College Freshman

I get older... and they stay the same age... yes they do

I get older... and they stay the same age... yes they do  College Freshman

"I'm an Econ major." Fail principles.

Goes snowboarding for the first time dies

Goes snowboarding for the first time dies   College Freshman
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