College Freshman

Said he frequents reddit "Wait what is this blackout thing on the 18th?"

Said he frequents reddit

Tries to pay attention in class during the blackout DIES

Tries to pay attention in class during the blackout DIES  College Freshman

Actually tries to do all assigned reading dies

Actually tries to do all assigned reading dies  College Freshman

Is late to class runs

Is late to class runs  College Freshman

living in parents basement gaduated 6 months ago

living in parents basement  gaduated 6 months ago   College Freshman

Takes Adderall to study for finals gets distracted and masturbates for three hours

Takes Adderall to study for finals gets distracted and masturbates for three hours    College Freshman

Bro, i can so study at home gives up at 10, watches avengers instead

Bro, i can so study at home gives up at 10, watches avengers instead  College Freshman

Asks how long it will take to stop looking like a freshman causes four bike accident in front of storke tower

Asks how long it will take to stop looking like a freshman causes four bike accident in front of storke tower   College Freshman

goes to charity dance gets handjob in basement

goes to charity dance gets handjob in basement  College Freshman

Congratulated for losing virginity in the parking lot Almost gets arrested

Congratulated for losing virginity in the parking lot Almost gets arrested  College Freshman
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