College Freshman

Fails first two exams "i am not going to attend anymore classes this semester since i already failed"

Fails first two exams

i be a graduate of the school of hard knocks... i g g a z a t i n'

i be a graduate of the school of hard knocks... 
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My favorite hoodie still smells like the bookstore

My favorite hoodie still smells like the bookstore  College Freshman

says he hooked up with a girl at a party actually stayed in and jerked off

says he hooked up with a girl at                a party actually stayed in and jerked off  College Freshman

Condescendingly reminisces about his sordid exploits with friends still in high school is only one year older and has never touched a girl

Condescendingly reminisces about his sordid exploits with friends still in high school  is only one year older and has never touched a girl  College Freshman

Going to prestigous theater school future career at starbucks

Going to prestigous theater school future career at starbucks  College Freshman

wins a few games of pong "I'm probably the best pong player at this school"

wins a few games of pong

pays 25k tuition each semester complains about the 10 cent per page printing fee

pays 25k tuition each semester complains about the 10 cent per page printing fee   College Freshman

at parties i am the dj i play "party in the u.s.a." and "all the above" ironically

at parties i am the dj i play

Holds smoke in mouth doesn't inhale "bro i think i just have like a really high tolerance to weed"

Holds smoke in mouth doesn't inhale
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