College Freshman

"A fifth of Vodka?" "What about the other four-fifths?"

When is picture day?

 When is picture day?  College Freshman

Chants Sucks to BU at Hockey Game BU IS WINNING

Chants Sucks to BU at Hockey Game BU IS WINNING  College Freshman

Goes to YMCA once "I'm the next Brock Lesnar BITCH!"

Goes to YMCA once

I can't wait to get away from kids at our school only hangs out with kids from his school

I can't wait to get away from kids at our school only hangs out with kids from his school  College Freshman

"I partied hard in high school" Passes out three shots deep

Says he "will never smoke weed" Afraid he might "OD"

Says he

Gets to school: "what's disc golf?" two days later: "disc golf is the best sport ever!"

Gets to school:

"Here dude, sneak some alcohol into the game. I got a flask you can use." fills flask with beer

finishes every sentence with Roll tide cant name 5 players on the team

finishes every sentence with Roll tide cant name 5 players on the team  College Freshman
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