College Freshman

"Yeah, I play college football, I'm kind of a big deal" lost to dartmouth

"it's on my bucket list to make it to reddit's front page" dies

Gets lost on way to financial aid office knocks on dean's door to ask for directions

Gets lost on way to financial aid office knocks on dean's door to ask for directions  College Freshman

pays 300$ for online essay receives an "F" on paper

pays 300$ for online essay receives an

eats cocaine from brother's ass DIES

eats cocaine from brother's ass DIES  College Freshman

Answer is 0.1% off the back of the book Redoes the entire math problem

Answer is 0.1% off the back of the book Redoes the entire math problem  College Freshman

Says can smoke two full joints Hardly even finishes his own

Says can smoke two full joints Hardly even finishes his own  College Freshman

Recycles chewing gum wrapper saved the planet

Recycles chewing gum wrapper saved the planet  College Freshman

Takes PSYC 100 Diagnoses everyone in his dorm with mental disorders.

Takes PSYC 100 Diagnoses everyone in his dorm with mental disorders.  College Freshman

Runs first Steeplechase calls himself 'Steeple McGee'

Runs first Steeplechase calls himself 'Steeple McGee'  College Freshman
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