College Freshman

O-Chem sounds easy It's only four elements

O-Chem sounds easy It's only four elements  College Freshman

Studies abroad spends four years in jail, convicted of murder

Studies abroad spends four years in jail, convicted of murder  College Freshman

I chose this school because of its size third choice

I chose this school because of its size third choice  College Freshman

Claims to be a smoker Never has his own pack

Claims to be a smoker Never has his own pack  College Freshman

Throw a party with Jungle Juice Bitches love jungle juice

Throw a party with Jungle Juice Bitches love jungle juice  College Freshman

Gonna make it long distance with high school gf

Gonna make it long distance with high school gf  College Freshman

i'm gonna upgrade my beer of choice drinks hurricane

i'm gonna upgrade my beer of choice drinks hurricane  College Freshman

Gets Written up for partying in the dorm "please don't expell me!"

Gets Written up for partying in the  dorm

Didn't do the reading for class Spends entire class telling "related" personal stories

Didn't do the reading for class Spends entire class telling

"I got $50 back for my textbooks!" Uses money towards books for next semester.

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