College Freshman

brings laptop to class only takes notes

brings laptop to class only takes notes  College Freshman

installs stripper pole in dorm room never gets used once

installs stripper pole in dorm room never gets used once  College Freshman

"I came here because I heard UCSB is a party school." Dies

Tries college senior's dark Beer Dies

Tries college senior's dark Beer Dies  College Freshman

does not understand memes makes memes

does not understand memes makes memes  College Freshman

"Is it liquor before beer or beer before liquor?" Sicker either way

sees girl in spandex B-B-B-Biddie!!

sees girl in spandex B-B-B-Biddie!!  College Freshman

opens the wines book DIES

opens the wines book DIES  College Freshman

Orders drink at chester's doesn't ask what flavors are available

Orders drink at chester's doesn't ask what flavors are available  College Freshman

Looks up lazy college senor meme to not be college freshman

Looks up lazy college senor meme to not be college freshman  College Freshman
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