College Freshman

Doesn't Even Know You Asks You to buy Him Alcohol

Doesn't Even Know You Asks You to buy Him Alcohol  College Freshman

Triggers fire alarm at 12:30am during a thunderstorm

Triggers fire alarm at 12:30am during a thunderstorm  College Freshman

has two cups of coffee "DUDE i'm so cracked out!"

has two cups of coffee

"college is going to be crazy and wild" its not

has 802 stickers on car subaru wrx from jersey

has 802 stickers on car subaru wrx from jersey  College Freshman

Goes to a party sees two girls kissing... DIES.

Goes to a party sees two girls kissing... DIES.  College Freshman

First time to a concert won't wash "x's" off hands

First time to a concert won't wash

"Hold on, let me set the mood" Plugs in Xmas lights

Man, freshman year is rougher than I thought! Want to come over to Lucky later? I can pick you up on my moped.

Man, freshman year is rougher than I thought! Want to come over to Lucky later? I can pick you up on my moped.  College Freshman

Goes to Starpass pool party Blacks out, gets an MIP, transfers to CC back home

Goes to Starpass pool party Blacks out, gets an MIP, transfers to CC back home  College Freshman
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